You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you I need a new toy Tail of black dog keeps good time Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand New rule tomorrow In deep sleep hear sound; Cat vomit hairball somewhere Will find in morning Grace personified, I leap into the window I meant to do that The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds Your foot just squashed one |
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Last updated on: 4 February, 2003
CAT HAIKU |
You're always typing Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands Kitty like plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner Wanna go outside Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!" Litter box not here You must have moved it again I'll poop in the sink |
